GEORGE LUCAS LOVES PRECIOUS: “BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS EVER!”
This is my tenth Adelaide Fringe. What was that? Why thank you, what a kind thing to say. I think I don’t look my age because I am short. It means I age at a slower rate. That and I have a painting in my attic that is really starting to smell funky.
When I first performed at the Fringe it was back in 1996. I was in a duo called the Bunta Boys and our show “Happy As All Buggery” used video, songs and skits to such great effect that the Adelaide Advertiser gave us a resounding review and a reviewer called Brett Buttfield slagged us off. Many years later I met Brett and he tried to befriend me. I refused. His last name was Buttfield. Even I have standards. Whooshka!
RICK AND LOUIS REUNITE FOR CASBLANCA 2: SURFS UP BITCHES!
Much has changed since then. Now I live in Melbourne and the only person I have to rely on is one of my 37 different personalities. I return home to Adelaide and I have the great joy of seeing all the old faces. This is very different to Sydney where every time I visit I find brand new faces on the same old people. People complain here about the Crows being on the front page of the Advertiser even in the off-season but it is no different in Melbourne except there are more teams to choose from. The Fringe brings Adelaide alive and if you want to avoid the excesses of football coverage come down and check out a show. It just might change your life if not your mind.
ANDREW MCLEOD REVEALS SECRET TYSON EDWARDS TRYST!
Just stop drinking and come in. The show is about to start.